LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR

I MUST ADMIT I AM ONE WHO IS WELL VERSED AND AT 9 I WAS WISE BEYOND MY YEARS. A SPIRIT THAT HAD OBVIOUSLY BEEN HERE MANY TIMES OVER AND ALTHOUGH I INHABIT, EARTH AS WE KNOW IT, I AM JUST LIKE YOU.... OLDER THAN DIRT ITSELF.
HOWEVER (CLEARING MY THROAT) I AM NOT 40!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS NOT SHOWING DISRESPECT TO ANYONE WHO IS HAPPY TO HAVE LIVED THAT LONG AND DESERVES ALL THE HONORS THAT THE GLOBE OFFERS BUT I'VE GOT SOME TIME BEFORE I HIT THAT MAGICAL ALL KNOWING DIGIT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT I HAVE CLOSE TO A 1000 DAYS BEFORE THAT HAPPENS, YOU DO THE MATH. SO INTERESTING WHEN I READ BLOGS THAT SAY, "DAMN SHE LOOKS GOOD TO BE IN HER 40S" LOL. DUH....THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT! HOLLA